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MOVIES:
Steven Spielberg once said “the only thing better than seeing movies is
reading about them.”
We agree. This month:
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian,
Wall-E and The Visitor.
DVD'S:
The Brooklyn Gang goes digging for secrets
with Nic Cage—again—in their review of National Treasure
2: Book of Secrets. Rick Sayre reviews the Criterion
Collection DVD of The Furies and The Red Balloon.
MUSIC:
Cyndi Lauper’s Bring Ya to the Brink,
Cassandra Wilson’s Loverly, two (one from a
former hater; the other from a die-hard Chris Martin lover!)
reviews of Coldplay’s Viva La Vida, Chanta
Moore’s Love the Woman and Craig David’s Trust Me.
BOOKS:
Noralil Ryan-Fores pays tribute to Dorothy
Parker.
FICTION:
The poetry of Markell Williams.
SPOTLIGHT:
“The first time I saw a movie directed by
Sydney Pollack was during my initial fascination with the
wonderful actress Faye Dunaway. The film was Three Days
of the Condor, starring Pollack’s most frequent
collaborator Robert Redford. I couldn’t quite articulate it
at the time, but I knew enough to understand that there was
something remarkably unique about Pollack’s film. Later I
would realize that his entire body of work had that
singularity to it as well, reflecting the confluence of
cinematic expression that had a strong influence on the
legendary director.” Writer David Sayre reflects on the film
career of Sydney Pollack.
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Photo Courtesy © Walt Disney
Studios Motion Pictures
WALL-E
Written and
directed by: Andrew Stanton
Starring: Ben
Burtt, Elissa Knight, Jeff Garlin, Fred Willard, John Ratzenberger,
Kathy Najimy, Sigourney Weaver.
It’s hard to
believe that it has been almost 13 years since Pixar’s animation team
first caught our attention and collective imaginations with the landmark
Toy Story. Since that film Pixar has become the standard in
animation—a brand name that is as recognizable (and successful) as, say,
Starbucks or even Apple (the latter is no coincidence considering Jobs’
still owns shares in Pixar). What is particularly remarkable about the
company is how they manage to raise the bar consistently with nearly
every film that they release (the underwhelming Cars not
included). When you saw Monsters. Inc. or Finding Nemo or
The Incredibles, you marveled at the moving story, at the
realistic characters, and at the level of animation technology being put
to use on the screen. Film after film, it was a given that Pixar would
deliver on all of these fronts, but with their latest release, WALL-E,
they have surpassed even my wildest expectations.
WALL-E is a joy to watch from beginning to end. From the
very first moments when you glimpse our beloved robot walking through
trash heaps, collecting knick-knacks for his private collection, and
squeaking and miming adoringly…well, let’s just say that WALL-E “had me
at hello.” Equal parts E.T. and Number 5 (“Number 5 is alive!), WALL-E
may just be the cutest Pixar creation ever. Every moment that he is
onscreen you are beguiled and enthralled by what he will do and discover
next. It is as if you are seeing the world for the very first time,
experiencing the joy of falling in love and being loved back, all
through the heart and eyes of a Charlie Chaplin-esque robot.
WALL-E features all of the wit and humor that we’ve come
to expect from Pixar—the sound of WALL-E powering up never got old—but
what steals your heart (and in my case, makes you sob) is the touching
story of one lonely robot’s search for someone’s hand to hold. (Yeah,
there’s also a whole underlining
we-human-beings-are-destroying-our-environment-thing, but that’s neither
here nor there.) It may seem ridiculous to some but WALL-E’s search is
THE universal search—I can’t even begin to tell you the number of days
that I’ve spent watching movies (not quite Hello Dolly! but…),
honing in on the love story and longing for it to mirror my own. The
sight of a trash-compressing robot like WALL-E finally finding love with
EVE is the animated-equivalent of Hanks and Ryan finally meeting each
other at the top of the Empire State Building on Valentine’s Day in
Sleepless in Seattle.

Lily@picturesandframesmagazine.com
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Photo Courtesy © Overture Films
The Visitor
Written and directed by Thomas McCarthy
Starring Richard Jenkins, Haaz Sleiman, Hiam Abbass, Danai Gurira.
“In a world of six billion people, it
only takes one to change your life.” The tagline for the follow-up to
Thomas McCarthy's The Station Agent best sums up the surprising
and humbly glorious power within each soul to save another's.
Walter Vale (Jenkins, a.k.a. the
father on “Six Feet Under”) is a kind-eyed, sixty-two-year-old
Connecticut economics professor who's been blankly going through the
motions of teaching and writing each day. In order to fill the void of
his beloved wife's passing, he attempts to learn classical piano. He's
somewhat put off by his instructor offering to buy his piano after their
first lesson together.
Just when he was resorting to
white-out a three-year old course syllabus, he's asked to present a
paper at a large conference in Manhattan. Arriving at his small
apartment in the city late one evening, he notices a fresh vase of
flowers and soon after, the young couple who have made a home in his
apartment. Scammed in real estate, Syrian drummer Tarek (Sleiman) and
his beautiful Senegalese jewelry-making girlfriend, Zainab (Gurira),
have nowhere to go. After they've gathered their belongings and headed
to find shelter, Walter finds a colorful yarn framed photo of the two
together and rescues them, letting them stay with him until they've
arranged plans.
Tarek is a passionate musician and his
heart is alive and open to resurrecting Walter's in their current
circumstance. He offers to teach Walter how to play the African drum, an
essential part of home for Tarek. Told that Tarek grew up drumming in
his underpants, viewers find Jenkins preciously doing the same on his
own one afternoon. In time, the incredibly soulful, simple rhythms bring
Walter out of his solitude to visit local jazz clubs and join Central
Park drum circles. Witnessing this academic find a new life in change is
both funny and sincerely heartwarming. You will love Jenkins' head-nods
and pizza eating in the park, conference nametag and all. Go, Walter!
One afternoon on their way to the drum
circle, Tarek is stopped by the police in the subway. An undocumented
citizen, he is held for deportation at a detention center in the Bronx.
Walter summons his personal courage and fire to do everything he can to
rescue his friend. Tarek's lovely worried widowed mother Mouna (Abbass),
in the know at least every three days, arrives from Michigan to find her
son. Walter offers Mouna Tarek's room while she waits for answers; the
two have much in common and share a slice of Paris together on Broadway
after seeing The Phantom of the Opera.
While I was expecting a happy
resolution at the end of the film, there wasn't one, and I felt the two
hours ended suddenly. But then I realized that the beauty of each of the
film's moments were the treasures: Tarek's gift of a Fela Kuti CD to
Walter during a lunch of schwarma; Walter selling jewelry at Zainab's
table while she gushed nervously over coffee with Mouna at a nearby
cafe; Zainab sharing her and Tarek's unique love for the Statue of
Liberty and Long Island ferry rides; Walter so honestly confessing to
Mouna that he hadn't been doing anything for a very long time (so
golden); and Mouna seeking comfort in Walter's arms their last evening
together. And that's really what's it's all about. As the Dalai Lama
said, "Compassion is the radicalism of our time."

Jehan@picturesandframesmagazine.com
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Studios Motion Pictures
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Directed by:
Andrew Adamson
Written by:
Andrew Adamson, Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.
Starring: Ben
Barnes, Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell,
Peter Dinklage, Eddie Izzard and Liam Neeson.
For years many
talented filmmakers tried to bring C.S. Lewis’ famous fantasy series
The Chronicles of Narnia to the big screen. Although it already
existed in the form of a terrific four-part television mini-series
produced by the BBC in the late 1980s and early 90s, the true scope of
Lewis’ imagination and his Narnia had yet to really be seen. It wasn’t
until the success of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings film
adaptations that I think producers were finally able to envision, and
invest in, the beloved fantasy film, and with the success of 2005’s
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, it
seems that Disney and Walden Media are forging on with big-screen
adaptations of all seven novels.
The Chronicles
of Narnia: Prince Caspian is the second in the series and it does
not disappoint. It is moving and engrossing, with action sequences that
feature interesting hand held shots (pay close attention to a
particularly incredible sword-fight toward the end of the film) and
close-ups that were not only not seen in the first film, but
aren’t really characteristic of most children’s films (with the possible
of exception of the more recent Harry Potter films). Although Andrew
Adamson directed both films, Caspian feels so vibrant,
action-packed and yet equally gruesome and dark that you would swear
that an entirely different director was at the helm.
It is a given
that some children’s books translate to film better than others, and
while I enjoyed The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, as a reader
and as a 20-something year-old woman rather than a 7-year-old-girl, it
still felt like just a kid’s film. It lacked the depth that I so fondly
remembered of the Pevensie family’s stories. That is certainly not the
case with Prince Caspian. This film takes its time in developing
the many story arcs and plot points, and it also fleshes out the
character of Susan in particular (although they do odd and almost
hooker-esque things with her make-up throughout the film), a character
that I always loved growing up and one that serves as a really great
role-model for girls.
The battles
scenes are riveting, the special effects are flawless, and the
introduction of Peter Dinklage (if you haven’t seen the Station Agent go
out and buy it now!) as Trumpkin is absolutely delightful. Caspian is
also a lot funnier than it’s previous counterpart, thanks largely in
part to Trumpkin’s sarcastic wit, but also (intentionally or
unintentially, it remains to be seen) due to the rather Inigo Montoya-esque
accent that the English actor Ben Barnes purports throughout as the
title character. (The Telmarine’s were supposed to be descendents from
an area that I always assumed to be Spain so I guess it makes sense.) As
a second in a series, Prince Caspian defies the sophomore slump of
Indiana Jones and Back to the Future-fame and leaves me
hungrily anticipating my next trip through Narnia with 2010’s The
Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

Lily@picturesandframesmagazine.com
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The Furies: The Criterion Collection DVD
“Do you mind if I take the reins? I like to know where I’m
going.” It’s this line from Anthony Mann’s Old West drama The Furies
that best sums up the character of Vance Jeffords, played by Barbara
Stanwyck. Vance is the daughter of T.C. Jeffords (Walter Huston), the
owner of a grand stretch of land in New Mexico called The Furies. These
two characters are determined to stay on top and rule over The Furies—so
much so that when a ranch hand calls a particularly tough bull “the king
of The Furies,” T.C. hops on his horse and ropes the bull, bringing it
down and making sure that everyone knows he’s still the reigning king.
Vance has her eye on keeping The Furies, especially after being rejected
by Jeffords rival Rip Darrow. She’s also feeling threatened by her dad’s
new belle, Flo Burnett (Judith “Mrs. Danvers” Anderson), who has her own
plans for The Furies and her own ideas about what Vance ought to be
doing rather than running things.
Twice in the film, Stanwyck says the line, “You think you’re
top man on God’s green earth, don’t you?” to two different men. Both
moments are fantastic, because what she manages to convey in an utterly
Stanwyck way is: You think you’re top man, but boy have I got news for
you… Despite getting her heart broken at the end of all three acts, she
emerges stronger and more self-assured than before. It’s the type of
role that Stanwyck excels at, a strong woman with all the aces up her
sleeve. Huston, in his last performance, is great as the headstrong,
arrogant father, but for me the second best thing to Stanwyck is the
film’s gorgeous black and white cinematography, which garnered an
Oscar-nomination for Victor Milner. (Look out for the scene of a hanging
at dawn and the beautiful, painterly style it’s shot in.)
It’s a gorgeous picture, made even better by the fine folks at
the Criterion Collection, who always give us something special. In this
case, aside from a disc chock-full of features and their fabulous
packaging, there’s a new edition of the Niven Busch novel the film is
based on. The Furies is one of those old films I’d never really
heard about, but after watching it, I can’t believe that it’s not a
widely-known classic. Fantastic.

Rick@picturesandframesmagazine.com
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The Red Balloon
Although not strictly a Criterion Collection disc, Albert
Lamorisse’s classic short, The Red Balloon, has been released for
the first time on DVD by Janus Films with breathtaking style. The film,
which you may have seen back in your elementary school days, is an
almost wordless tale of a young boy who is befriended by a red balloon
that he’s freed from an entanglement to a lamppost. The balloon follows
the boy through the streets of town, waits outside his school and even
plays games of hide and seek. Of course once some bullies get a hold of
the balloon, our young hero tries to save his friend.
The word “whimsical” was probably invented just to help
describe this lovely little film.
The disc itself contains only a trailer, but nothing else is really
needed when the film itself is 35 minutes of perfection and frankly, it
would destroy some of the magic if we knew who controlled the balloon
and how it managed to be so special.

Rick@picturesandframesmagazine.com
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National Treasure 2
Night Interior:
Chris, Jeanne and Richard watch the awesomeness that is the National
Treasure 2 DVD menu. It seems to heavily feature the Statue of Liberty.
Could this be a clue?!
Jeanne:
National Treasure 2!
Richard: I like
the menu.
Jeanne: I like
the menu, too.
Chris: I bet the
climax is at the Statue of Liberty…or else it starts there.
Richard: Just
like the climax of Saboteur.
Chris: I bet
something happens there.
Richard: I bet
the Statue of Liberty’s head gets blown off by some giant alien and
lands in New York City.
Jeanne: I think
you’re talking about a different movie.
Richard: That
movie was way better than this movie’s going to be.
Jeanne: I don’t
know—this movie has Nicolas Cage.
Richard: It has
Helen Mirren.
Jeanne: She was
also in Chronicles of Riddick…Oh wait, that was Dame Judy Dench.
Either way…respectable old woman and terrible movie.
Chris: Old Limey
Broads!
Jeanne: Terrible
movies.
The movie begins.
Jeanne: I think
that this is olde timey times.
Richard: You’re
right. (Reading the date off the screen) It’s 1865. Washington,
DC. Five days after the end of the Civil War.
Chris: Is that
Nicolas Cage in prosthetics?
A man who looks
all-up-to-no-good walks into a tavern and meets with Thomas Gates, the
olde timey, great, great grandfather of Ben Gates (Nic Cage’s
character). The up-to-no-good man is accompanied by…GASP…John Wilkes
Booth. This confirms the up-to-no-good suspicion. They ask Thomas Gates
to decode something in a diary they’ve brought. He’s all about puzzles
and stuff since that’s genetic and must run in the bloodline so he
accepts. As he’s decoding, John Wilkes Booth runs off to catch a show at
the theater and maybe kill the president while he’s there.
Chris: Lincoln
died five days after the civil war ended?
Jeanne: Maybe. I
wouldn’t trust the historical accuracy of this.
*In case anyone
is interested,
April 9,
1865
was when General
Robert E. Lee
surrendered to
Lieutenant
General
Ulysses S. Grant
at Appomattox Court House. Although the last confederate general didn’t
actually surrender until June 23, 1865 the surrender of Robert E. Lee
could totally be seen as the symbolic end to the war.
Richard: This is
a Bruckheimer movie. They’re always historically accurate or didn’t you
see Pearl Harbor.
Chris:
(Laughing) I did not see Pearl Harbor.
Booth shoots
Lincoln, jumps on stage, shouts “Sic semper tyrannis” and runs away.
Richard: Does he
die?
Jeanne: He does.
Chris: (As
Booth rides his horse away into the night) Not in this version!
Jeanne: Doesn’t
he burn to death in a barn or something?
*For those
historical freaks out there, he does not burn to death in a barn. He
stays on the run until April 26 when he is cornered in a barn by Union
soldiers. When Booth refuses to surrender, the soldiers set the barn on
fire although what actually kills him is when a soldier shoots him in
the neck, severing his spine. His body is dragged out of the barn before
there’s any chance for him to burn. He died three hours after the
gunshot.
Back in the
tavern, Thomas Gates deciphers the code in the diary and it says
something about temples and gold. Somehow this clues him in to the fact
that these are bad guys. He freaks out and tears a few pages from the
diary and tosses them into the fire to keep the cracked code from them.
The bad guy does what bad guys do and shoots Thomas Gates. As he’s dying
his young son runs in and goes to his side. Thomas Gates tells the bad
guy shooter that the war is over but the bad guy clearly disagrees and
tells him that it’s only just begun.
Chris: Not
really. Someone get that guy a newspaper.
In the midst of
their fight someone runs in and announces that Lincoln’s been shot.
Chaos erupts. The bad guy grabs what’s left of the pages from the fire
and runs out. Thomas Gates tells his son, “The debt that all men pay”
and then dies. So sad.
Chris: And that
little boy grows up to be John Voight. (He doesn’t. John Voight may
be old but I seriously doubt that he was like 10 during the Civil War.
Now Willem Dafoe…that I’d believe.)
Back to present
day and the awesomeness that is Nic Cage.
Jeanne: His
hair’s fantastic.
Nic Cage is a
professor at a University giving a presentation on…what a shock…the
Civil War. Way to rip off Indiana Jones and the whole
Professor/Adventurer thing.
After his
presentation, a man in the back of the room shouts out questions about
what happened to the missing pages of the Booth diary that were taken
from the fire. That man is Ed Harris. He makes a claim that Thomas Gates
wasn’t the hero that Nic Cage keeps saying he is but was, in fact, the
ringleader of the Lincoln Assassination plot. He produces a piece of one
of the missing pages (waay convenient) that lists Thomas Gates name
along with all of the other known people associated with the
assassination plot. Next to Thomas’ name is “Mastermind” in Latin.
Richard: Ed
Harris should have taken this opportunity to kill Nic Cage.
John Voight and
Ed Harris get into a bitch fight about who’s calling whose Great
Granddaddy a liar. They all take Ed Harris’ page and go compare it to
the diary and it totally fits! The mission, should you choose to accept
it, is to do ridiculous and crazy things in order to avenge the name of
your great, great granddaddy.
Chris: I’m gonna
go get proof!
Jeanne: Proof is
in my hairpiece.
Apparently, proof
is actually at Borders where the next scene opens. I always knew there
was a reason that I like Borders more than Barnes & Noble.
Actually, all
that’s at Border’s is that not-Steve Zahn sidekick from the first film.
He’s there to sell his book about his adventure with Nic Cage but every
hot chick that stumbles across his little table gets excited because
they think that he’s Nic Cage and walk away all disappointed when they
find out who he is. No one likes a sidekick and, apparently, everyone
likes a hairpiece.
Sidekick and Nic
Cage get together to talk over their woes. Sidekick tells Nic Cage about
how his accountant set up his money in some illegal off shore account
and how he got audited and lost everything because of tax evasion
charges and then to top it all off his Ferrari was impounded. Nic Cage
then tells sidekick that his girlfriend (hot, German chick from #1)
kicked him out and his family assassinated Lincoln. So he totally tops
sidekick’s bad day.
Sidekick and Nic
Cage then go to the house Nic Cage was kicked out of and break in.
Sidekick is a whiz with house alarms. Not surprisingly, she comes home
with her date just a few minutes after they’ve broken in and catches
them inside. It’s way awkward. The date leaves and then the German and
Nic bicker like old ladies.
Jeanne: Is anyone
else bored?
Nic Cage wants
the Booth diary page scanned in Infrared and he uses furniture that
they’ve been disputing about to bargain with. She gets the Boston tea
tables. After hours of scanning the page nothing has shown up and
everyone’s annoyed at this lame adventure. Sidekick tries to calm Nic
Cage down by telling him that no one will ever remember that anyone
other than Booth was involved in the Lincoln assassination. Nic Cage
launches into the history of the phrase “his name is mud” and how it’s
based on Dr. Mudd who was accused of being a conspirator in the Lincoln
assassination.
*HA!
National Treasure is wrong and Wikipedia calls them out on it:
“Samuel
Mudd is sometimes mistakenly given as the origin of the phrase "your
name is mud,” as in, for example, the 2007 film
National
Treasure: Book of Secrets. However, this phrase has its
earliest known recorded instance in 1823, 10 years before his birth, and
is in fact based on an obsolete sense of the word 'mud' meaning 'a
stupid twaddling fellow'.
Take that Nic Cage
and your stupid hair piece!
After the eight
thousand hours of staring at the page all of a sudden writing comes to
their attention that they’d totally overlooked all this time. They find
a cipher and Nic Cage needs a five letter word to decode it. I wonder if
that cryptic phrase that Thomas Gates mumbled before he died will come
in to play…
Nic Cage makes
John Voight retell the story of Thomas Gates again in a creepy dramatic
way in order to figure out what they’re missing. John Voight suddenly
remembers the phrase, “The debt that all men pay.” You’d think a man’s
dying words would clearly be the most important part to remember. Jeanne
suggests that the key to the cipher is taxes but since there are totally
people who evade taxes the answer is actually death. Way dark. The
cipher steers them to the French man who designed the Statue of Liberty.
Jeanne: When does
the action start?
Chris: (about
Ed Harris) Has anyone ever noticed that he has two foreheads? He’s
got one and then he’s got a second one jutting out over the first one.
Nic Cage, in his
excitement, calls the German who happens to be meeting with evil Ed
Harris and tells her about the cipher. Ed Harris totally overhears
everything.
John Voight then
breaks it to us that there are actually three Statues of Liberty. Weird.
The cipher say’s that it’s the creator’s “lady” and that means it can
only be the one in France. They all fly there and they use a remote
controlled helicopter with a camera on it to fly around the statue
looking for clues. In the middle of their search a couple of testy
French bike cops come up to ask them why they’re being so fucking
annoying but then they find out that they’re Americans and it all makes
sense. But Nic Cage starts spouting about how the American constitution
is largely influenced by the Frenchman Montesquieu. French cops, unlike
American ones, are historians and political thinkers and are insanely
impressed that this American isn’t just hooting and throwing feces. They
all start talking about history and the whole
flying-a-helicopter-in-the-middle-of-a-public-area-thing is forgiven. In
the U.S. someone flying a helicopter near the Statue of Liberty would be
shot as a terrorist.
Jeanne: I have a
feeling that those bike cops wouldn’t really be historians.
Richard: I have a
feeling that Nic Cage wouldn’t really be a historian.
Since they’re all
BFF now Nic Cage asks the bike cops to help them translate some writing
that they’ve spotted on the statue. It translates to “From the sea these
twins stand resolute to preserve what we are looking for.” Nic Cage then
does that awesome free flow thing where he’s like,
“cigar…smoking…smoked…salmon…salmon swim…swimmers wear suits…suit of
armor…armor all…all for one…three musketeers…3 musketeers bar…Nougat!
The answer is Nougat!” He starts with “resolute twins.” Jeanne suggests
the Statue of Liberty’s boobs but he doesn’t go that route.
“Nic Cage:
Resolute twins…resolute…and then twins…Siamese twins…Siam…trade routes
between France and Thailand…HMS Resolute!”
The HMS Resolute
was a British ship that got lost in the Arctic that was salvaged by the
US and returned to England where two desks were made out of it. One is
in Buckingham Palace so they set out to storm the place. John Voight
didn’t accompany Nic Cage and the sidekick on their journey because he’s
too old. As John Voight comes home he’s knocked out by Ed Harris’ evil
henchmen who make a copy of his phone so that they can listen in to his
calls with Nic Cage and trail them to the treasure. John Voight being
old and senile doesn’t think anything of the fact that, in the midst of
this treasure hunt, someone broke into the house, knocked him out, but
didn’t seem to steal anything. These guys aren’t that bright. They talk
freely about where they’re going and why so Ed Harris tails them.
Richard: Does
Helen Mirren play the queen in this?
Jeanne: That would
rock.
In the middle of
Buckingham Palace when Nic Cage and the sidekick are about to launch
into their plan to get to the desk the German chick shows up saying that
John Voight called her and told her to help out. Since Nic Cage’s plan
to get to the desk was to make a scene and get arrested since the desk
is in a room near the security office he decides to just use this
opportunity and starts a big domestic squabble in the middle of
Buckingham Palace. When the Buckingham guards approach them Nic Cage
launches into some crazy, offensive British impersonation and starts
shouting out things like haggis and bangers and mash. It’s like
Tourette’s. The German catches on at some point and they both get
arrested and detained.
The sidekick
starts in on his computer wizardry and opens the security door for them.
Nic Cage and the German ride a dumb waiter up to the room where the
resolute desk is. They discover that the desk drawers are really a
combination lock and when all four are drawn out the date “1876” a
secret compartment is revealed. Inside is an old plaque with ancient
Aztec or Incan carvings. Nic Cage hides the plaque in, we think, his
ass.
Richard: Nic
Cage’s ass is somewhere nothing should ever be.
The sidekick
triggers the fire alarm and they’re able to get out unnoticed in the
ensuing chaos. However! Ed Harris tails them from the building. A car
chase ensues. Nic Cage tries to get someone’s cell phone to photograph
the plaque but somehow they have the technology with them to infiltrate
Buckingham Palace but not a working camera phone among them. So Nic
Cage’s brilliance leads him to run a red light while holding up the
plaque so that it’s photographed by the traffic camera. The sidekick is
then able to retrieve this photo from the London database later. It’s
magically of a good enough quality to zoom in and read all of the little
glyphs. He then throws it out of the car into the Thames. It’s wood
though so it floats and Ed Harris makes a henchman jump into the Thames
to get it.
Nic Cage reveals
that the plaque must be a key to finding the lost city of gold! And then
John Voight shakes his head and says, “Can you imagine if the
Confederates get their hands on the lost city of gold?!”
Jeanne: What can
they do? Can they suddenly make all black people slaves again? How much
gold is there?
Apparently, one of
the only few people on the planet able to decode the plaque is Nic
Cage’s mom, a.k.a Helen Mirren. John Voight and Helen Mirren begin to
bicker about lost toothbrushes from like three decades ago. She
grudgingly translates it although she clearly shows disdain for treasure
hunts. She also lets them know that the glyphs are partial and there
must be another plaque. Nic surmises that the plaque must be in the
other resolute desk which is in…DUN DUN DUN…the oval office. Good luck
breaking in there. American’s don’t mess around with security. If you
start a domestic dispute in the White House they’ll shoot first and
plant evidence later.
They decide to
infiltrate the White House under cover of the Annual Easter Egg Hunt.
The German calls her date, who happens to work in the White House, and
uses him to get a tour that stops in the oval office. Somehow he’s not
creeped out that she also wants her ex-boyfriend to join them on this
tour.
Jeanne: I like how
she’s in love with two men with horrible hair.
Chris:
(referring to the German’s date) You don’t remember him from The
Hulk?
Jeanne: Did he
play a vampire in something?
Chris: In The
Hulk…he was Liv Tyler’s new boyfriend.
Richard: You guys
saw The Hulk? When did you guys see The Hulk?
Chris: In North
Carolina.
Jeanne: (To
Richard) Why do you keep hitting me?
Richard: I missed
Iron Man and The Hulk.
Jeanne: We were in
North Carolina. We saw it at this place called Cinebarre. It serves you
food.
Chris: He plays
Doc. Sampson but he’s not Doc. Sampson yet.
While in the oval
office, the German pretends to lose an earring and under the guise of
searching Nic Cage opens up the puzzle box desk but GASP there’s no
plaque in the hidden compartment. Instead there’s a symbol stamped on
the wood that turns out to be the symbol for the “Book of Secrets” which
is a book passed down from president to president. The next logical
conclusion is, of course, to kidnap the president.
They manage this
by leaking a rumor that the location where the president is having a
party was used for Klan meetings. They then book up all of the alternate
hotels except for Mount Vernon, forcing the President’s party to be
moved there. Nic Cage then sneaks into the hotel and gets the president,
also a big history buff, to follow him into these little known catacombs
under the building. Once trapped in there he confronts the President
about the book. The President’s pretty good-natured about the whole
thing and gives him the location in the Library of Congress where he can
find the book but warns him that what Nic’s just done will be
interpreted as kidnapping so he’ll be on the run for the rest of his
quest. The President also tells Nic Cage to read page 47 in addition to
the info on the resolute desk. Could this be the setup for National
Treasure 3??
Nic Cage and
company storm the Library of Congress and find the book but the police
are on their tail. Nic takes a camera phone photo of the plaque and
reads that President Coolidge ordered the plaque destroyed. Bastard. He
also looks at Page 47 but we aren’t let in on what’s there. Totally a
setup for National Treasure 3. He then does a dumb thing and sends the
photo to his dad whose cell phone is still copied by Ed Harris. He also
calls his dad and tells him that they need to take the photo to his mom
leading Ed Harris to get there first and intimidate Helen Mirren into
lying to Nic and John Voight about the meaning of the plaque, but she
fits in some inside code about Hummingbirds that John Voight gets so Nic
Cage and team totally show up at Mt. Rushmore where the next clue is. Of
course, Ed Harris is there, too, being his crazy ass self. Ed has
dragged Helen Mirren with him to the mountain to help him figure out the
puzzle. When the two groups meet Nic Cage and company convince Ed Harris
that they should all just go in on this together. Ed Harris agrees to
leave his henchmen and guns in exchange for getting full credit for
having discovered the city of gold. This seems like a shitty exchange.
He’s got the guns.
So the clue at
Mount Rushmore involves finding a bird in the rocks during a cloudless
rain. Jeanne suggests they all just start peeing on the rocks but
instead everyone begins emptying out their water bottles. So like four
water bottles compared to a hundred feet of rocks. Yeah, this won’t take
forever. What am I talking about? This is a Nic Cage movie. They find an
eagle in a rock in about thirty seconds. Strangely, it looks like an
eagle with a vagina. There’s a hole in the rock in a sort of
compromising-looking spot. And, of course, the clue tells them that they
must stick their hand in the bird’s rock vagina. Nic Cage totally goes
for it. He’s all about bird vagina.
So Nic Cage pulls
some lever in the bird vagina that opens up a passage into an awesome
catacomb of relics but after they get inside the entrance caves in
leaving them trapped. The sidekick notices the one little gold statue in
the whole room and starts walking toward it saying, “It’s a little
golden man...”
Jeanne: That’s
totally a trap.
He reaches it and
it’s totally a trap.
Jeanne: I called
it! It’s the only piece of gold. Of course it’s a trap.
So the room starts
disintegrating and becomes just one giant square slab balancing on a
pillar. Nic, sidekick, German and Ed Harris are all trapped on it. Helen
Mirren and John Voight were far enough back to avoid getting stuck on
the square so they try to find another way around. Nic Cage starts
getting everyone to move around in order to tilt one corner of the
platform up to reach a ladder on the wall. This all seems pretty
pointless. Ed Harris starts fucking with the balance when Nic Cage tries
to get to the ladder first because he wants to go first.
Jeanne: They
should just push him off.
Richard: Nic Cage
is no murderer.
Jeanne: Unless you
consider murdering the genre of film…then maybe.
Anyway, everyone
makes it off the balance cube of death. They all walk into a giant
chamber where, much like the first movie, they use a torch to light a
ditch filled with oil so that the flame snakes through the whole room
providing enough illumination to ooh and aah to.
Chris: This is
from the fucking last movie.
Jeanne: Yeah,
where they lit the one thing and it lit the whole room. I guess that was
common among Incas and Masons alike.
They follow a path
down into a giant water-filled room.
Jeanne: They’ve
got to shut off the water. I bet there are ways to shut off the water.
Chris: It’s like a
video game.
Jeanne: It’s like
Lara Croft.
Richard: Helen
Mirren’s like Lara Croft.
The scene shifts
over to John Voight and Helen Mirren who were separated from the group
before the cube of death. So since they’re pretty old they get to face
way easier challenges. Instead of having to balance on a thousand year
old cube of rock teetering on a crumbling pillar they just have to grab
a rope together and swing across a three foot wide gap in the path.
That’s it. So sad. They manage to get across, both falling to the
ground. Jeanne worries for the safety of their hips.
Jeanne: We’re old
but we did it! Let’s have sex. Did you bring your Viagra?
Richard begins to
laugh uncontrollably. There’s nothing funnier than old people doing it.
So back in the
water room, Nic Cage finds a giant wheel. They all help turn it and the
water totally starts to drain away revealing a giant golden city.
Madness!
We also find out
that Ed Harris is fucking crazy and he slandered the good Gates family
name just to con them into searching for the golden city just so he
could harass and follow them so that once it was found he could claim to
have found it himself and make famous the Wilkinson family name. Dude,
just fuck Britney Spears. That’s how everyone else seems to make a name
for themselves.
Unfortunately, in
this moment of weirdness while everyone is awed by the pretty gold city,
the mechanism that drained the city breaks. Fucking Incas and their
shitty carpentry. So the city begins to flood. The only exit that they
find involves a lever that must be held open by someone while the others
exit into a tunnel. This means one person must stay behind and drown. Ed
Harris freaks the fuck out and demands he be able to go first. Everyone
concedes to this but when Nic Cage goes to hold open the door for Ed
Harris to leave first everyone else is swept through by the force of the
current and Ed Harris struggles to get to the door because of the rising
water. He ends up being pushed back to the lever. Nic Cage tries his
best to save Ed Harris but it ends up being impossible and Ed Harris
accepts that he will have to stay. He asks Nic Cage to give him credit
for discovering the golden city in exchange for him drowning and
everything in order to let Nic Cage out.
Nic Cage and
company emerge from the tunnel and are greeted by the FBI who are still
pissed about that whole kidnapping-the-president-thing. Now that Nic
Cage has stumbled upon the symbol of gold and all, the president tells
his troops that Nic Cage didn’t kidnap him but actually saved him when
they became accidentally trapped in a tunnel. He’s a total dick for not
having told them that before. The president announces that Nic Cage’s
family name has been cleared and Nic Cage makes sure that Ed Harris will
be credited along with them with the discovery of the city. Aww…how
nice. The next scene involves all of them down in a now emptied city of
gold excavating and cataloguing everything.
Richard: It’s even
kind of funny watching Nic Cage drink out of a cup with a straw.
Jeanne: He does do
everything like an alien.
Richard: He’s like
Starman.
Jeanne: Is this
what KPax was like?
The president asks
Nic Cage about the mysterious Page 47 which Nic Cage claims will blow
your mind. I guess we will have to wait for the sequel, National
Treasure 3: This Time We Steal Your Mom! Nic Cage and the German
reconcile and fireworks go off and everyone’s happy…except Ed Harris.
Jeanne: Gay.
Richard: There’s
more Jeanne. It’s not even over yet.
The sidekick walks
outside and sees his Ferrari. The President was nice enough to
un-impound it for him. He then goes speeding off into the credits. I
hope his ass got pulled over.
The Saturday
Night Itinerant Brooklyn Gang is:
Jeanne Lopez,
Cookie Monster
Rick Sayre,
Pop-Culture Critic
Christopher
Wilson, Vampire Hunter

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Craig David – Trust Me
Craig David is an
artist who hasn’t been seen or heard from much on this side of the
Atlantic in several years. Except for hearing his 2002 single “What’s
Your Flavor” in a few recent commercials, some may think that he
disappeared or stopped making music altogether. David made quite a name
for himself with his first two releases 2001’s Born to Do It and
2002’s Slicker Than Your Average. His third release was 2005’s
R&B and ballad driven The Story Goes… which his record label
decided not to release in the U.S. After a three-year hiatus, U.S. fans
can rejoice with the release of his fourth studio album Trust Me.
Trust Me
is an 11-track set of eclectic tunes. David showcases a versatility that
was only hinted at on previous releases. He moves easily from dance
(“Hot Stuff”), to reggae (“She’s On Fire”), to R&B (“Just A Reminder”),
to hip-hop (“This Is The Girl”), to pop/rock (“Top of the Hill”), and to
ballads (“Officially Yours”). Like most of David’s music, this album has
an upbeat, jubilant flavor. But the difference this time around is the
sound. The music has more of an organic feel. It’s definitely more
dynamic in range. This is due in large part to relying more on live
instrumentation as heard on “Friday Night,” the brassy “6 Of 1 Thing,”
and the Latin-tinged “Don’t Play With Our Love.”
It’s obvious that
David wants to party, dance, and have a good time. He could easily get
the dance floor jumping with songs like “Hot Stuff” and “Friday Night.”
But on Trust Me, he also wants to showcase a softer, more mature
side. Songs like “Top of the Hill,” “Awkward,” and “Kinda Girl For Me”
express his feelings about life, love and relationships. David’s
versatility, emotional expression, ability to flow, and smooth vocal
delivery all combine to make this album his best to date.
Trust Me
is David in top-notch form. He has the ability to get the party hype
with upbeat numbers as well as take it down a few notches with hot slow
jams. His desire to keep the music fresh as well as be candid with
lyrical content not only makes him more interesting but that much more
appealing than your average performer. Trust Me is a vivid
portrait of how David has matured as a man and as an artist. Hopefully,
the U.S. music market will get back on board. It’ll be nice to see and
hear what musical ride David will take us on with his next release.

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Coldplay – Viva la Vida or Death and All his
Friends
“Viva la Vida”
literally means, “Here’s to life.” Although the title might seem a bit
Ricky Martin-esque. you should feel a great sense of relief to know that
there are no “Vida Loca” inspired tracks anywhere on the album. What you
will find when you listen to Coldplay’s fourth studio release is a
surprisingly grand achievement that will have you singing and dancing
from beginning to end.
A tribute to life
brushed on a musical canvas with sounds and colors from Madrid, Tokyo,
Paris and London, the title song from the album Viva la Vida has
been playing over and over on my computer for the past week. Yes, the
song is that good, but so is the album. Produced by the prolific Brian
Eno, Viva la Vida takes us on a new direction away from the
traditional sounds of Coldplay’s previous three albums. With challenging
vocals from Chris Martin, dirtier guitar riffs, great hooks, plenty of
orchestration and an overall larger than life feel, the album possesses
a musical maturity that can easily be compared to the groundbreaking
achievements of U2’s Achtung Baby, Radiohead’s Ok Computer
and Smashing Pumpkins’ Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.
I can honestly
say that this album has changed the way I feel about Coldplay. For years
I’ve thought of them as an extremely overrated band. I liked
their music but I just couldn’t justify the hype that they were given
here in the U.S. I also remember being very disappointed when I saw them
in concert during the Parachutes tour. I admit that over the
years they have started to grow on me but it has taken a couple of
albums and several hit singles for me to acknowledge that Coldplay has
matured into an impressive band. This album is their crown jewel,
their greatest achievement in my book. Here’s to life or death and all
his friends.

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Coldplay - Viva La Vida
I just love Chris Martin. There are
few men who make me feel life-cup-overflowing like he does (see
also: Fran Healy and Glen Hansard). Merely hearing him talk makes me
feel utterly ashamed for occupying my existence in less than amazing
fulfillment. "Life is a gift, honor it!" he oozes. Hallelujah!
So it's really no surprise that
Coldplay's fourth and latest album, Viva La Vida, is complete
muscular, triumphant gorgeousness. Lord knows we need internal
resurgences, especially in our current times and in that department,
Coldplay is king. Listen to any of these tracks and try to hold back
your heart from leaping in front of you and offering a basket of muffins
to your neighbor, office mate, or local barista, no matter what state
you're in. Coldplay's magic lies in consistently throwing you a life
raft, a heavenly wash of waves from our true universal ocean. Barack
should consider them for a campaign anthem; they may just be my U2.
From pure instrumental track, "Life in
Technicolor," global rhythms of Latin America and Africa in "Yes," and
my personal fave, "Strawberry Swing," with album art graced by Frida
Kahlo's genius, Viva La Vida is alive and more avant-garde than
ever before. The production assistance of a man named Brian Eno can be
seen all throughout the album and it’s many stand-out moments: "42's"
thoughtful lullaby introduction ("Those who are dead are not
dead/They're just living in my head/And since I fell for that spell/I am
living there as well/Oh.../Time is so short and I'm sure/There must be
something more...") to it's fantastic mad molecular dance breakdown
(remix alert!), the daybreak bliss of "Lovers in Japan," and the
champion for all witnesses to present day local and global confusion,
"Lost!"
In a recent free concert at Brixton
Academy in London, Martin simply proclaimed, "Singing is the way you
feel empowered and good." There is a time for life and one for death.
One for joy and one for sadness. This album is life; it is joy. No
better song captures that than the title track.
It's your pura vida, chiquita. Should there be any other way? Do
yourself a favor and see them live with special someones this
summer. It's simply bewitching how beautiful you will feel and how much
love your soul will expand to release.
“I took my love down to Violet Hill/There we sat in the snow/All that
time she was silent still/So if you love me/Won't you let me know?/If
you love me/Won't you let me know?” ("Violet Hill," Viva La Vida)

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Cyndi Lauper – Bring Ya to the Brink
It’s been quite a while since Cyndi Lauper has released an
album of new original material. There’s been her album of remakes,
The Body Acoustic; her album of standards, At Last; the
brilliant Shine EP out in 2001; and Merry Xmas Have a Nice
Life since her 1996 disc Sisters of Avalon. So in a way, it’s
nice to have Cyndi back and doing her thing: making really fun pop
music.
From the singles “Into the nightlife” and “Same ol’ story” you
can tell that Cyndi is courting the dance floor. The album finds her
collaborating with several different producers and some make much
stronger impressions than others. Mainly Basement Jaxx, who collaborate
on the song “Rocking chair,” which grabs your attention right at the
beginning and ends up being the track that’s hard to beat. “Same ol’
story” is fun, but after the impact of “Rocking chair” it seems a bit
fluffy. There’s also a lack of ballads, which some people might like. I
however think that I may love Cyndi best when she’s singing a ballad, so
I was a bit disappointed.
I should note that my other favorite song on the album, the
great “Got candy,” is only available as part of the Deluxe iTunes
version (or, apparently, the Japanese edition of the album). Regardless
of whether or not I really connected with the songs on Bring Ya to
the Brink, I can’t stop listening to them and smiling. It’s ear
candy worth sampling.

Rick@picturesandframesmagazine.com
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Chante Moore – Love the Woman
It’s been eight
years since singer-songwriter Chante Moore released her last solo album
Exposed. Though her solo-output waned over the years, she
released two critically acclaimed albums with her singer-songwriter
husband Kenny Lattimore, 2002’s The Things Lovers Do and 2006’s
Covered/Uncovered. Fans have probably been clamoring for her next
solo album. Fans no longer have to wait with the release of Love the
Woman.
Love the Woman,
executive produced by Moore, is an 11-track set that re-unites her with
the legendary George Duke, along with producers Raphael Saadiq, Warryn
“Baby Dubb” Campbell, Shelea Frazier, Jan “ODubbG” Fairchild, Antonio
Dixon & Eric Dawkins, and Jamey Jaz. Moore, who’s known to write or
co-write much of her material, co-wrote two songs with producer Jamey
Jaz (“Love Action” and the title track). Even with minimal lyrical
input, the overall subject matter of the songs (the ups and downs of
love) fit quite well into her respectable repertoire. Songs like “Always
Gonna Be Somethin’,” “Can’t Do It,” and “It Ain’t Supposed to Be This
Way” all address relationship difficulties, working through those
difficulties, and commitment (particularly knowing when to stay and when
to leave). Songs like “Do For You,” “First Kiss,” “Love Action,” and the
title track all focus on the softer, sensual side of love. Moore
addresses infidelity on her remake of the Nancy Wilson classic “Guess
Who I Saw Today.” And “Special,” is a hypnotic, inspirational track
encouraging women to love themselves and to cherish their self-worth.
Vocally, Moore
couldn’t be better. She’s one of the best contemporary vocalists in the
game. She knows her voice and knows how to use it effectively. Moore can
effortlessly change its color or tonal quality to get the right
feeling(s) out of each song. Though she can sing several genres of music
with ease, listeners may find that she’s at her best on the jazzier
tunes like “It Ain’t Supposed to Be This Way,” “First Kiss,” “Guess Who
I Saw Today,” and her beautiful, passionate remake of Minnie Riperton’s
“Give Me Time.” After hearing these tunes, fans (and critics alike) will
hope that Moore releases a jazz album sometime in the future.
At a little over
45 minutes, Love the Woman is probably Moore’s most concise
release. With eight years between this and her last solo album, fans
will probably yearn for more. Overall, it’s a solid release – lyrically,
vocally, and musically. It may not break any new ground in terms of
lyrical content or production but the overall quality and Moore’s
consummate delivery makes it that much sweeter. Hopefully, it won’t be
another eight years for her next solo album.

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Cassandra Wilson – Loverly
In 2001, Time Magazine called jazz vocalist Cassandra
Wilson, “America’s Best Singer.” Things like that are always debatable
(I know that our editor would vehemently disagree) but what made me fall
in love with Wilson is the way that she truly gives each song her own
unique spin. You may have heard the songs she sings, but you’ll never
hear them like this, with Wilson’s smoky molasses vocals and phrasing…
It’s exciting as a fan to hear this new album, Loverly, as it
finds Wilson playing with standards.
I admit that when it comes to music, I love romance. Nothing
is more romantic than an album of standards. Of course, nothing can be
more awful sometimes than an album of standards. (See: Rod
Stewart’s American Song Book series.) But when you add classics
like “Lover come back to me,” “Spring can really hang you up the most”
and “’Til there was you” with a performer like Wilson, you can really do
no wrong*. This album is all good, but my standout favorite is her take
on “Wouldn’t it be loverly?” from My Fair Lady.
All in all, Loverly is another outstanding
addition to her gorgeous body of work.
*Except when it comes to the album’s cover art.

Rick@picturesandframesmagazine.com
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The (Not So) Tripe Times of Dorothy
Parker
Mrs.
Dorothy Parker, as she always insisted on being called, had a habit. Her
friends could ignore the heavy drinking which always ended in terrible
hangovers “fit to be put under glass at the Smithsonian Institute.” They
could ignore the flying rumors, many of which were true, about
extramarital relationships and abortions. They could not, however,
ignore the habit, which in the journalism world is the very worst
a writer can have.
No
matter how hard she tried to curb it, Parker always turned her stories
and columns in late, often rewriting an article upwards to fifteen times
before settling on a final draft. The weekly deadline dilemma went
something like this:
On
Friday afternoon Parker would miss her copy deadline for her anonymously
written column The Constant Reader. By Sunday morning,
Harold Ross, the founder of The New Yorker, would assign someone
from the magazine to call Parker and ask her about the status of the
column. She would airily reply that she only had the last paragraph to
polish and then the story would be done. After a great number of calls
and an even greater number of revisions, Parker would have the column
completed in the late afternoon. She’d pick up a new book to review for
the next week, and the cycle would begin all over again.
Despite
her habit, Parker’s friends and more importantly her audience embraced
her for the wit, sarcasm and personal nature of her writing. As a woman
working in the 1920s, Parker was an anomaly not only in the immediate
society but also in the world of journalism. With a mix of humor and
first-person narrative structure, her work made points not only about
the arts she reviewed but about society as a whole, Parker along the way
establishing a unique and more importantly sellable voice in
male-dominated journalism.
At the
same time, Parker set herself up as one of the most influential short
story writers of the generation with successes like “Big Blonde” which
won her an O.Henry Award in 1929. As a founding member of the elite
Algonquin Round Table writers’ group, which included literati such as
Robert Benchley, Harold Ross, Robert Sherwood and Aleck Woollcott,
Parker played not only the voice of wit but also the voice of the sole
female—until that is Tallulah Bankhead, Edna Ferber and Helen Hayes
joined the group later on.
Noted
for her on-the-spot comments about sexuality and her inability to carry
money to pay for taxis, Parker was at best a lovable intellectual
eccentric and at worst a socially awkward depressive alcoholic. She was
everything a woman of her time shouldn’t be, but it’s little wonder in
light of her turbulent childhood.
Born on
the New Jersey shore in 1893 into a well-to-do family, Parker, born
Dorothy Rothschild, was the youngest of four children and separated in
age from the others just enough to feel alienated from them all. Her
mother Eliza died when Parker was just 5-years-old, a death that
throughout her adult life Parker would partially blame on herself. When
her father Henry remarried a retired Christian schoolteacher, Eleanor
Francis Lewis, Parker did everything in her power to estrange and
belittle the stepmother intruder. When Eleanor fell down dead of an
acute cerebral hemorrhage in 1903, the 10-year-old Parker would never
again know a mother’s affection. Consequently, her short stories and
articles are often missing the loving mother figure. The women of her
imagination are portrayed either as apathetic or actively abusive to
their children. Additionally, Parker displaces her affection to pets,
notably dogs, which in her Constant Reader columns acts a
recurring theme.
These
two deaths were later followed by the death of Parker’s Uncle Martin,
who drowned in the sinking of the Titanic in 1912, and
then the next year her father Henry followed in passing. At age 20,
Parker had very little family left to call her own and set to work in
the city, picking up a job teaching at a dance school while writing
verse to submit to magazines at the same time.
In
1916, Parker’s verse Any Porch caught the eye of Vanity Fair
editor Frank Crowninshield who paid the young writer 12 dollars to
publish the piece. Impressed with Parker’s gusto and ballsy-ness,
Crowninshield offered Parker a job as a copy editor over at Vanity
Fair’s sister magazine Vogue a few months later. Writing
captions for the fashion section, Parker began to define her witty style
on advertisements for lingerie and boxer briefs. A notable caption from
this time is the ever-quoted wittisism: “Brevity is the soul of
lingerie.”
Rubbing
Edna Woolman Chase, the editor of Vogue, the wrong way with her
sarcasm and tendency to mock classic concepts of the perfect woman,
Parker left the magazine in 1917 to take up work at Vanity Fair.
Within just a few months, Parker landed the job as the theater critic
and for three years worked writing progressively acerbic and mocking
reviews. It was here that Parker met both her best friend and writing
collaborator Robert Benchley and Round Table pal Robert Sherwood. When
Parker was asked to leave Vanity Fair because of a series of
reviews that infuriated the magazine’s advertisers, Benchley and
Sherwood supported her, Benchley leaving his managing editor position in
protest.
Starting in 1920, Parker began more serious work in her short stories
and creative writing. During this time she wrote subtitles for the D.W.
Griffith film Remodeling Her Husband and wrote stringer verse for
Life and drama reviews for Ainslee’s. In 1924, when Round
Table member Harold Ross cooked up the plan to start a magazine about
New York life, most of his friends were skeptical at best, afraid to
attach their names to a magazine that would ultimately fail. Parker, not
caring what happened to her name but not thinking that anything would
come of Ross’ effort, agreed to work on the editorial board for the
fledging run of The New Yorker. As it would turn out, Parker
would work for Ross for thirty-two years and the highlights of that
journey for her would be both published short stories and The
Constant Reader column.
The
column itself was journalistically innovative in several ways; it used a
witty, sarcastic and blunt first-person narrative that had strong
feminist undertones and that interjected corrections into the text
itself. Parker did not look at literature academically as most of the
“booksie-wooksies” at other papers and magazines did; she looked at
literature intuitively, often feeling instead of thinking her way
through the text. She adored clean active writing that allowed people to
understand emotions and interactions; deplored writing just for the sake
of writing; appreciated writers the most when they strayed not too far
from reporting the events. As a journalist with a great skill for
editing, Ernest Hemingway was one of Parker’s favorite short story
writers though she did not, as others did, hold him up as the greatest
novelist of the time.
With
both her heartfelt and acerbic opinions, Parker either made or destroyed
the success of novels and particular authors. In praise she was effusive
penning, “Journal of Katherine Mansfield is a beautiful book and
an invaluable one…” In her censure, she was equally passionate:
“Daddy,
what’s an optimist?” said Pat to Mike while they were walking down the
street together one day.
“One
who thought that Margot Asquith wasn’t going to write any more,” replied
the absent-minded professor, as he wound up the cat and put the clock
out.” –Written as the
introduction to a review of Margot Asquith’s autobiography.)
Parker’s columns
were so popular, however, because they were also fair. While she would
often tear a work down into pieces and attack the author along with it,
Parker would point out both the good and bad things about a piece of
literature. She always looked at an author’s work in the context of past
works and often granted that although one piece was a flop that another
was a great success. In this way she never lost perspective on the
literary environment or gave way to the sensationalism of quips and
witticisms. Her primary goal in this was to praise the praiseworthy and
censure the undeserving.
Her
columns were also so well read because Parker shared herself with the
readers, in many cases even forgetting that she was writing a review and
not a personal account. She would speak about playing bridge with Ernest
Hemingway or going to social gatherings and feeling out of place. She
spoke of trips to Switzerland and poked fun at her relationship
failures. At the same time, she talked to the readers as if they were
friends. She treated her columns like conversations instead of
recommendations. “Recommendations seem to me always impudent; but
perhaps I know you well enough to ask a favor of you. Please, will you
put down whatever that thing is that you’re doing and read Savage
Messiah?” she asked of her audience in one column.
Although she only wrote a series of 46 Constant Reader columns
from the period between 1927-1933, Parker heavily influenced the
personal approach to journalism that was later embraced and crystallized
by Thomas Wolfe and Hunter S. Thompson. Moreover, her style directly
affected the confessional tones of the Beat Generation writings. The
style also allowed for the review tradition of heavy skepticism before
approval and praise, a style now that is so cliché that reviewers can
hardly escape from falling into its trap.
After
giving up Constant Reader, Parker continued to write theater and
literature reviews for Esquire and remained on staff at The
New Yorker. She also continued to work on her short stories and
worked on scripts for at least 15 Hollywood screenplays. She died in
some obscurity in 1967, leaving behind her estate to the NAACP and the
work of Martin Luther King, Jr. At 74 years of age, her death was
perhaps the only deadline that she met right on time or perhaps even a
bit before it. But, then again, even when Parker was frantically hitting
the keys of her typewriter just hours before final deadline, she was
always ahead of her time.

Noralil@picturesandframesmagazine.com
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FICTION:
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Past, Present & Future
I
often wonder if our ancestors are pleased
With
our progress
Looking down on us – would they hold their heads
High
in praise or hold them down
In
shame?
Would
that feel that everything they fought for
Was
in vain?
Would
they feel we are living up to the legacy they’ve left behind?
It’s
a valid question
Considering the disparities
Within our community
There’s a disconnect between
Generations and classes
Between faith and moral values
Between the revolutionary and the righteous
Between traditional and unconventional
Between family and community
Sometimes it seems like we are ghosts
Of
what we were before
The
shades of greatness remain
But
the people have yet to figure out
What
or how to use it
All
is not lost yet all is not
Fully
realized
And I
hope that our ancestors have not
Given
up on us
The
way we have given up on
Each
other
I
hope they believe that we
All
can come together to believe
And
dream and fight to win
Again
Because it’s there
It
never left
We
were born to survive
In
even the bleakest situations
There’s still time
To
mobilize
There’s still hope and faith
That
we can get it together
And
bring everyone to the same
Place
again
We
just can’t forget about
What
was
We
can’t forget about who fought the many battles and
Won
We
can’t forget about our
Ancestors
We
must think of them
Because they are why
We
are here
And
why we must go on
©
2008 Markell Williams

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SPOTLIGHT:
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Sydney Pollack
(1934-2008)
The
first time I saw a movie directed by Sydney Pollack was during my
initial fascination with the wonderful actress Faye Dunaway. The film
was Three Days of the Condor, starring Pollack’s most frequent
collaborator Robert Redford. I couldn’t quite articulate it at the time,
but I knew enough to understand that there was something remarkably
unique about Pollack’s film. Later I would realize that his entire body
of work had that singularity to it as well, reflecting the confluence of
cinematic expression that had a strong influence on the legendary
director.
Sydney Pollack was one of many in a fine class of American directors
that emerged in the sixties and seventies, which included such names as
Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola, Robert Altman, Steven Spielberg,
Norman Jewison and Arthur Penn. These were men who grew up as children
on the great American films of the studio era, but were ushered into
adulthood being inspired by the European and Asian cinema of the 1950s
and early 60s.
“In
the sixties and seventies every major college campus, and the area
around, on Friday nights was full of kids going to foreign films,”
Pollack remembered in the documentary A Decade Under the Influence.
Citing the impact that filmmakers such as Jean-Luc Godard, Akira
Kurosawa and Yasujiro Ozu had on him, Pollack further described how
movies were evolving when he said, “Hollywood films hadn’t changed for a
long time. You measured, in many ways, your pleasure at movies from the
distance they lived from your own life. You’d watch Ingrid Bergman
walking up a fog enshrouded ramp to a plane with Bogart waving goodbye…
you know this was never going to happen to you, ever. That started to
change, again, with these revolutions that happened in the sixties.
People wanted something that they recognized, that was a part of them,
and it wasn’t the distance from your life that was the appealing thing.
In many ways it was the recognition that that was a part of your
life.”

That
special quality that I was, perhaps, not analytical enough to decipher
as a young man watching Three Days of the Condor was, in fact,
the successful merging of two great influences: the character driven,
personal film of the European cinema and the grandeur of classic
Hollywood movies. This is what I would come to know as a staple of
Sydney Pollack’s technique.
Sydney Pollack was born July 1, 1934 in Lafayette, Indiana. Shortly
after graduating high school in 1952 he moved to New York where he
studied acting at The Neighborhood Playhouse School of the Theatre.
After serving two years in the army, Pollack returned to The
Neighborhood Playhouse and taught acting. He started an acting career on
the stage, which led to his film debut in War Hunt (1962,
alongside Robert Redford). Throughout much of the early sixties, Pollack
worked steadily as a director on television.
In
1965, Pollack had his first feature film directorial effort with The
Slender Thread, a drama about a young volunteer for a crisis hotline
helping a suicidal caller, starring Sidney Poitier and Anne Bancroft.
However it was his second picture, This Property Is Condemned
(1966) that gained Pollack some well-deserved notice.

Starring Robert Redford and Natalie Wood, This Property Is Condemned
is adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams. It takes place in a
depression era Mississippi town where Robert Redford has been assigned
to lay off many of the railroad workers, thus weakening the town’s
economy. Natalie Wood plays the daughter of the woman who runs the
halfway house Redford is staying at. The two leads dance around each
other beautifully, trying to avoid the inevitable fact that they will
fall in love. Pollack’s direction is more than impressive. His ability
to tell a personal story within a Hollywood set piece is evident even in
his earliest works.
Another key theme that runs throughout Pollack’s films is present in
this drama, which is an act of survival or desperation setting a person
on a path they can’t back out of, and may not be able to correct before
it is too late. Natalie Wood’s character constantly does things that
seem necessary at the moment, but she needs them to survive. The
repercussions, however, are disastrous.
Pollack next made two genre pictures, The Scalphunters (1968) and
Castle Keep (1969). Also in 1969, Pollack directed the film that
garnered him his first Academy Award nomination and set him among the
list of top directors working in film. The movie was They Shoot
Horses, Don’t They? starring Jane Fonda. Set against the backdrop of
the cruel, exploitative nature of the infamous dance marathons, Pollack
again explores desperation. The picture explores the lengths to which
one will go when desperately wanting something, and how that desperation
can have startling psychological effects.

1972’s Jeremiah Johnson is the story of a man who turns his back
on society, choosing to live a life of solace in the mountains. The
second of seven collaborations with Robert Redford, Pollack successfully
tells the story of a man who spends much of his time alone, yet keeps
every moment interesting between rare meetings with other people. The
following year Redford and Pollack worked together again, this time with
Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were (1973). Again desperation and
the consequences of people’s choices are among the themes. Redford and
Streisand are constantly drifting in and out of each other’s lives,
never able to fully commit to their romance.
One
of my personal favorites of Pollack’s films is the 1975 thriller
Three Days of the Condor. Robert Redford plays a CIA agent who has
unknowingly stumbled onto information that’s too sensitive for anyone to
see. So he becomes the focus of a manhunt. The film has clever writing
and interesting characters, but Pollack’s greatest contribution is in
the terrific pacing he sets for the story. Pollack does things very
patiently, giving the audience enough time to think about what is going
on and become unnerved. Then, just when he’s drawn out every moment of
waiting, he gives you a sudden moment of suspense to make you hold your
breath. Pollack again showed this particular talent in 1993’s The
Firm and The Interpreter (2005).
Pollack returned to character drama in 1981 with Absence of Malice,
starring Paul Newman and Sally Field. The next year he turned towards
lighter fare with the romantic comedy Tootsie (1982). Dustin
Hoffman headlines the movie as an out-of-work actor who dresses as a
woman to get a role on a soap opera. As silly as the story seems,
Pollack and Hoffman make it work, creating a funny film that actually
has a lot to say about feminism and the eternal struggle between man and
woman. Pollack also stepped in front of the camera to play Hoffman’s
agent George Fields, partnering with Hoffman for two of the picture’s
funniest and most memorable scenes.

1985
provided Pollack with one of his greatest, and most epic, directorial
efforts with Out of Africa. Starring Robert Redford and Meryl
Streep, it is the story of a wealthy woman’s love affair with a hunter,
based on the Isak Dinesen novel of the same name. Out of Africa
won seven Academy Awards, including two for Sydney Pollack, one as
director and the other as producer of the year’s Best Picture.
In
addition to being an actor and director, Sydney Pollack was also an
accomplished producer, forming his production company Mirage Enterprises
with the late director Anthony Minghella. Through his company Pollack
produced such films as Presumed Innocent (1990), Sense and
Sensibility (1995), The Quiet American (2002) and the
Minghella films The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999), Cold Mountain
(2003) and Breaking and Entering (2006).
Over
the years Pollack also continued to work consistently as a supporting
actor, most notably in Stanley Kubrick’s final film Eyes Wide Shut
(1999) and 2007’s Michael Clayton (which he also produced), and
as a director, including his last film with Robert Redford, Havana
(1990) and Random Hearts (1999).
On
May 26, 2008, Sydney Pollack lost a nine-month battle with cancer and
passed away at his home. But the stories he told us, and the images he
shared with us, will exist forever in the indelible impression that
Sydney Pollack left on life in the movies.

David@picturesandframesmagazine.com

Sydney Pollack Filmography (as Director)
The Slender Thread (1965)
This Property Is Condemned (1966)
The Scalphunters (1968)
Castle Keep (1969)
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? (1969)
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)
The Way We Were (1973)
The Yakuza (1974)
Three Days of the Condor (1975)
Bobby Deerfield (1977)
The Electric Horseman (1979)
Absence of Malice (1981)
Tootsie (1982)
Out of Africa (1985)
Havana (1990)
The Firm (1993)
Sabrina (1995)
Random Hearts (1999)
The Interpreter (2005)
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